135

135 days till the brunch. Visions of party dresses dance in my head . . .

Initial Weight: 240.6
Current Weight: 239.2
Current BMI: 34.3
Weight Lost: 1.4 pounds

Yeah, that's the right direction! The gym is good. The gym is my friend. I am one with the gym.

What I Will Do When I Am Skinny

1. Dance salsa.
2. Go for hikes.
3. Zip my boots all the way up my calves.
4. Ride horses.
5. Go shopping!
6. Sit down in chairs without feeling my butt cheeks ooze around the arms.
7. Climb stairs.
8. Go figure skating. (The boots bite into my fat calves now. If I try to skate, I end up looking like I've been chained in a basement for twelve years.)
9. Buy jackets that fit my arms.
10. Learn a martial art.
11. Wear skirts. Lots and lots of skirts. With no "firming undergarment" beneath them.
12. Swim with dolphins.
13. Learn to Rollerblade. (Noticing a certain "Sports That Involve Boots" theme?)
14. Meditate. (It just works better when your body is clear.)
15. Give better massages.